hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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