please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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