I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
