Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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