Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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