Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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