I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
