How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
one two three fourrrrnication!
I am midnight drunk by noon
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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