chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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