Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
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