I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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