I wish i was in the wii world.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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