Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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