but the lizard people decide everything anyway
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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