You just made me feel so damn special
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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