your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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