Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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