So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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