Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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