Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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