You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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