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I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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