oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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