I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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