All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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