i permit you to call me
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I am available for nakedness
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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