i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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