Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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