Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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