Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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