Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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