well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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