once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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