Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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