there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize
