You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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