This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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