so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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