I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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