I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
