Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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