that's an acceptable place to lick
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Randomize
