yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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