You made me cry and you don't even care
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Randomize