I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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