I think scott just propositioned me for sex
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize