On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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