absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Did I show you my penis last night?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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