yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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