i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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