Have you finally orgasmed yet?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Randomize
