I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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