I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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